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  1. Pirlo's Beard

    Future coach

    That's why I say yes to Conte because we'll end up with some literal nobody coach otherwise. At least Conte with no European football for a year or 2 can probably fix us up enough that we're a more attractive option for the next coach when he flops in Europe again & cries
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    Ángel Di María

    Yeah I don't give a shit about Di Maria tbh but any attacker playing here is going to burn out and look 10 times worse than they should. If I'm a remotely in demand attacker and Juve call my agent I would demand he blocks their number immediately.
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    Summer Mercato season 2023-24

    Don't think Messi will be particularly useful walking around 30 yards from our own goal away at Monza
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    Ángel Di María

    Worse team? Doubt it
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    Massimiliano “Badass” Allegri

    Imagine having the same starting XI fit for 7 games here I legitimately can't
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    Weston McKennie

    Biden might be a free agent next year, potential Sandro replacement?
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    Massimiliano “Badass” Allegri

    So not only is he being overpaid to oversee a team that's regressing but he actually thinks he's doing well therefore you can expect zero improvement going forward.
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    Denis Zakaria

    Yeah I think he'd really improve our midfield for the 6 or 7 games he's fit to start in If we're really lucky him, Pogba & Arthur can all start 1 game at the same time. SELL
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    Dušan Vlahović

    I can deal with a hot & cold winger but a CB... Nah. Far more likely to lose you games in the long run than a steady CB.
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    Dušan Vlahović

    I wouldn't take Upa over Gatti or Bremer lol Oh he's great except when he turns to shit & gets you knocked out of the CL. That's awful. Think about how much defending you have to do at Juve compared to Bayern, we'd have probably lost 5-1 to Sevilla with him fucking up all over the place.
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    Dušan Vlahović

    I just can't fathom keeping players like Sandro, Cuadrado & friends who I believe you could upgrade easily with younger players on lower wages AND selling one of the most valuable assets in the team who could be good for a decade. That's mid table business. Unacceptable. Then you factor in...
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    Massimiliano “Badass” Allegri

    Put it this way, despite his Inter stint I'd take him back especially since operation "make Juve a superstar brand" failed spectacularly and died with the super league. We don't need a megastar closer, that ship has sailed. We need to find the best hidden gems domestically before some cunt in...
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    Nicolò Rovella

    Better get used to it because that is the caliber of player we'll get now unless Italy have a golden generation. There are just too many clubs out there with more spending power now. Then you factor in the PL & La Liga + Bayern & PSG are more attractive destinations than us. Thats not to...
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    Massimiliano “Badass” Allegri

    I was referring more to the Barzagli, Vidal, Pirlo, Lichtsteiner, Pogba era where we got 5 top players for something like 25M euros. We struck gold But yes he clearly knows how to build a competitive team without breaking the bank. But those couple of windows were a one off. Afterwards we had...
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    Summer Mercato season 2023-24

    We're abysmal at selling so we'll probably cave in. Meanwhile a PL team will enquire about a 17 year-old Brazilian 2nd choice striker playing in the Montenegro U23 womens league & be told to pay £60M or fuck off.
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    Massimiliano “Badass” Allegri

    Marotta was great at building us up but his public open door policy cemented us as a feeder club to the elites. He struck gold with the initial rebuild then kept chasing that bargain/freebie high but it was a once in a generation couple of transfer windows tbh. Even with his flaws he's still...
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    Dušan Vlahović

    To replace him with who though? Vlahovic before we got our hands on him was considered to be amongst the very best upcoming strikers in the game. Even if he doesn't live up to that, he msy well still be up there considering there's a huge lack of actual #9s in the game now. Everybody wants to...
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    Dušan Vlahović

    Maybe if we could spend 5 games in a row playing football befitting a top team in the 21st century we could know for certain But I'm not writing off a player in the mould of Vlahovic because we have a pathetic "style"
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    Dušan Vlahović

    It's simple Player is playing well Player then spends 6 months feeding off of scraps, playing way too deep & chasing after lost cause long balls & shit service Player eventually becomes worn down, lacks confidence & gets frustrated Player is now playing like shit due to the above, starts...
  20. Pirlo's Beard

    Future coach

    It's important to remember when everybody is rich & in the same circles a lot of prejudices simply don't exist. All you see at that point is green.