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    World Cup 2026 - General Talk

    Boner pills & beer ads on the 8s
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    Juventus - LIVE Matches 2025-26

    Canucked
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    'what are you currently listening to' Part 2

    And since I'm on Cake and the world is ruled by evil men, this is a good time to dust off the fan video for Cake's 1998 "Satan Is My Motor", inspired by the 1959 Donald Duck Disney classic, "Donald in Mathmagic Land"
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    Alex Manninger

    Real bummer. Too soon.
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    What Are You Doing Right Now?

    No, but I saw the clip from the BAFTAs :grin:
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    Looking for employment

    I think your best interview approach would be to do a gray hat raid of the interviewer's computer systems, you pull all the interviewer's risque photos off of his iCloud, and you share the financial spreadsheets of all the people working in his and other departments. And then tell him that if...
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    What Are You Doing Right Now?

    When my wife and I got married, we had a more restrictive rule because we got married a little older and wanted the wedding to be around 55 people. (Even if it was both of ours first wedding. :ciao:) The rule was we had to have had a meal with them in the past year. It was an acknowledgement...
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    What Are You Doing Right Now?

    If only it had a roll-on applicator...
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    What Are You Doing Right Now?

    Of your domain? A gel deodorant fetish is definitely not the route to master your domain.
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    'what are you currently listening to' Part 2

    My best friend from Cali eventually en route back to Toronto is in Berlin. Said he hit the best cocktail bar ever there, and he's a deep expert on cocktail bars. Said there was a "no phone" policy. So in Eddie Izzard "Cake or Death" fashion, I'm inspired by Cake.
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    The Tea Thread

    A friend of mine from Cali, now living half-time in Kyoto, went so off the deep end he now has Japanese families request his matcha tea ceremonies and pay him handsomely for it.
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    The Tea Thread

    I think machines will jam AI in without much consideration. Given that AI regresses towards the mean, I don’t really see much of any improvement with it. The only shift would be to include things like humidity sensors, water pressure sensors, thermal sensors, grinder heat sensors, etc. That...
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    The Tea Thread

    Yes. And it depends Without sounding like I’m bragging, for 17 years I once ran a famous coffee blog among professionals that was pretty much known around the world. (https://web.archive.org/web/20190524211120/http://theshot.coffeeratings.com/) The automated machines are convenient, first and...
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    Official: Miccoli -> Benfica

    It was one of the most glorious moments of Serie A football humiliation in memory. Juve was dueling Palermo for a pathetic 7th place or something godawful back on the day, February 27, 2011. Miccoli was having a solid season for Palermo, but he was becoming something of a clown: tattoos, hanging...
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    'what are you currently listening to' Part 2

    So he's the guy Sam Altman paid to bomb him. :shifty:
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    Official: Miccoli -> Benfica

    Never forget
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    'what are you currently listening to' Part 2

    Because they're inescapable in Europe (https://www.juventuz.com/threads/european-affairs.45249/page-46#post-6989829), and because this is a footy forum essentially...
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    What Are You Doing Right Now?

    So last night I went to an Italien restaurant near my neighborhood in the center of Lisbon. I'll try anything once, even if it gave off a vibe of being a slightly upscale Olive Garden with a high proportion of American tourists who go there. Sure enough, we are in-between two tables where the...
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    What Are You Doing Right Now?

    Honest reply... Yeah, I rocked them in 1995. I also just bought a pair in white this week. :cry: But that's not being a fashion trend. That's just being an old man. :lol2:
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    Parfum

    Damn, that bottle is a murder weapon