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  1. Bjerknes

    What Are You Doing Right Now?

    I'm still so sick of scrum masters. It's like having someone sitting at a chess board without understanding what each piece is used for. Sure, they can move them around and maybe follow the rules, but they aren't able to actually capture any of the opponent's pieces. What a sham of a job.
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    Summer mercato thread 2026-27

    Just what we need, another midgeted dribble monkey.
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    Non-Juve transfer news

    He was always going to end up there to replace Dumfries. Probably the best Italian talent still in Shitaly.
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    Dušan Vlahović

    He wants to be co-captain to maintain dominance in the locker room because he knows his other butt buddies Gatti and Cumbiatcho may leave. We really should be completely destroying this clique, but maybe we should keep him just to ensure Spunkletti doesn't have complete control over everything...
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    Damien Comolli

    Please come back, I miss his big D. D stands for data.
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    Summer mercato thread 2026-27

    Aston Villa doesn't want to give discounts on Martinez, so now Juventus turns to Vanja Milinkovic-Savic, who is really good at playing the ball from the back - Gazzetta.it :rofl: @Lion
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    Non-Juve transfer news

    Pitarch is an elite talent, IMO.
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    Non-Juve transfer news

    Gonzalo, Pitarch, Mastantuano, Camavinga, Valdepenas, Jorge Cestero...
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    Non-Juve transfer news

    We should be raiding Real Madrid but our management is too busy trying to sign Spunkletti clowns.
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    World Cup 2026 - General Talk

    Don't be such a peasant.
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    World Cup 2026 - General Talk

    How many do you think ordered the chips thinking they were getting a good deal and something else.
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    Alexander Sørloth - CF - Atlético Madrid

    Don’t worry, Sucklots will be back in the picture once all our other targets fail.
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    World Cup 2026 - General Talk

    Well, I have made my decision. England is easily the best team in the tournament and every other nation would be lucky to even share the same grass as them. They are going to win this tournament very easily.
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    World Cup 2026 - General Talk

    Disgusting
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    World Cup 2026 - General Talk

    Well, you can't really argue with that now, can you. Just really weak TACO Nazis.
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    World Cup 2026 - General Talk

    If it wasn't for us, you'd still be flying the Nazi flag, just like some Muricans now.
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    World Cup 2026 - General Talk

    MUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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    Giovanni Carnevali - CEO/GM

    And Osman.
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    World Cup 2026 - General Talk

    Nobody is as good as Italy when it comes to being worse than popular opinion suggests.
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    World's newest state

    Croatian defending looked really bad there. Looked more like Kosovar defending.