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    Adin Licina

    Spot on. Just like Olise or Cherki (levels aside), he plays more like a playmaker on the wing, not a traditional winger.
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    Adin Licina

    Looks like Olise physically and in terms of his playing style.
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    Luciano Spalletti - Manager

    I just watched Roma play; suffice it to say, the top two spots aren't for us. And to think the solution to save Juventus is right there, right before our eyes.
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    Manuel Locatelli

    Westbrick, king of stat padding
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    Manuel Locatelli

    "The mindset of a true leader, Jannik, is getting thrashed 6-0, 6-0 and still going on to teach the guy across the net a tactical lesson. That’s exactly how I built my reputation at Juve!"
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    Nico González

    When Atléti took him on loan with a €32M buy option, zero Juve fans were fooled. We knew what a trash player we were dealing with. Fair play, he wasn’t quite as catastrophic as predicted, but he’s still a wooden-footed donkey made of glass. €32M + those wages? Good luck. He’s joining the...
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    Non-Juve transfer news

    Delap to Nottingham for 52M, Jackson for 70M, savino for 100 M..., Incredibly crazy, incomprehensible, and incompetent.
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    Arthur

    We hoped to sell him to Liverpool for 41 million—we knew how to have a laugh back then.:ratcafe:
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    Non-Juve transfer news

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    Loïs Openda

    Grande Lois, He has equaled last year's goal tally.
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    Federico Gatti

    lol
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    Summer mercato thread 2026-27

    Balerdi is an incredibly mediocre player—a loudmouth who gets humiliated by every Ligue 1 team. We might as well keep Gatti.
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    Manuel Locatelli

    Can't wait to see Real fighting against Osasuna next year for a Conference League spot.
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    Manuel Locatelli

    They’ve already signed Gravesen, Julien Faubert, and Drenthe—why shouldn't he get a chance? He’s no worse than them. A message to all the haters: please delete all your disparaging (and absolutely true) posts about Locatelli. Until further notice, only people with disastrous opinions—like...
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    Summer mercato thread 2026-27

    Merda has offered Benjamin Pavard to Juventus! We haven't done something MASSIVELY stupid yet this summer—that's not very Juventus-like.
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    Summer mercato thread 2026-27

    Everyone is getting excited about the "new Diego," but has anyone actually seen him play?
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    Loïs Openda

    See you soon.
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    Azzurri Thread

    How can you not burst out laughing? Who still takes this country seriously ?
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    Summer mercato thread 2026-27

    LOL Absolute cinema: Juve trying to pawn off toxic waste, while Lyon literally lacks the 50 cents needed to use a public restroom.
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    Juventus Shirts

    First 8th place finish since the 1930s, but at least we’re collapsing in style.