[Friendly] Chelsea 0-1 Juventus [5th August, 2026 13:30 CEST] (9 Viewers)

[PhRoZeN]

Our kit is so sexy

I like how we are still trying to be culturally sensitive and being bold to put the players names in chinese.

Chelsea didnt even bother with names, their shirts look like cheap handmade replicas.

First never follows!

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hillarious when he's encouraging the others to jump

 

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[Alin]

Herbalgy Champions 26/27




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This is the second edition of this trophy, weve followed in Spurs footsteps and won it.

Just look at the smiles from these spurs players means a lot i guess. They even had confetti out for them


https://youtube.com/shorts/7SIrv28Vbq0

I stand corrected after all, we did win a trophy with Lolcatelli as capitano, something that i predicted we’ll never see him lifting in that capacity.

All curses seem to be broken, got a good feeling for next season.

 

[JuveJay]

Didn't watch the game. Not that it means all that much but how did we do?

Just pleased we didn't lose 4-0 or something, which can happen in pre-season.

 

[Durden]

Anybody Got a link for the full match?

 

[JuveJay]

Anybody Got a link for the full match?

https://www.juventuz.com/threads/fr...ust-2026-13-30-cest.45649/page-7#post-7020594

 

[Lion]

https://www.juventuz.com/threads/fr...ust-2026-13-30-cest.45649/page-7#post-7020594

Thanks, reported you to FBI for piracy

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

We're never losing again btw

 

[Fab Fragment]

Thanks, reported you to FBI for piracy

Imagine if the FBI ever goes through Tuz. They'll probably think it’s a bunch of lunatics.

 

[Stephan]

I like how we are still trying to be culturally sensitive and being bold to put the players names in chinese.

Chelsea didnt even bother with names, their shirts look like cheap handmade replicas.

First never follows!

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hillarious when he's encouraging the others to jump

Might be the biggest trophy McK wins in his Juve career.

 

[JuveJay]

Thanks, reported you to FBI for piracy

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

Might be the biggest trophy McK wins in his Juve career.

He won the Coppa Italia .

Also we have the scudetto coming up this season.

 

[MrMonkey]

LOL you get a trophy for winning this so called exhibition match.

 

[CrimsonianKing]

Our kit is so sexy

I was hit with an instant wave of nostalgia when I saw it. From afar it almost looked like I was watching a match back from 11/12.

Kept looking for Matri Think I might buy it.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Imagine if the FBI ever goes through Tuz. They'll probably think it’s a bunch of lunatics.

I recon @Lion is Kash Patel

 

[Alex-444]

Lion saw a pirate match

 

[s4tch]

I recon @Lion is Kash Patel

then he's also beppe

it all makes sense now

 

[Scottish]

I like how we are still trying to be culturally sensitive and being bold to put the players names in chinese.

Chelsea didnt even bother with names, their shirts look like cheap handmade replicas.

First never follows!

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hillarious when he's encouraging the others to jump

Man Spalletti is so old

 

[Stephan]

He won the Coppa Italia .

Also we have the scudetto coming up this season.

We just beat the World Champions thats bigger than any coppa

Which scudetto u are talking about? The Christmas scudetto? In the Marotta league? Carnevali is going to blow the transfer budget on a hitman?

 

[Catenaccio]

 

[Bjerknes]

"This is boring, I can't wait for my hookah"

"Goddamn that's a fine Asian woman"

"I really hope Arsenal is watching"

"These guys think they're going to sell me for 60M!"

"This is embarrassing"

"OMG this is probably the only trophy I'll ever win"

"Italian clubs are fucking weird mate"