- Son, do you know what defines a die-hard Juventus fan?
- To have supported them for your whole life?
- Nope.
- To have invested genuine and strong emotional highs and lows for them?
- Nope.
- To have deep knowledge of the club's players, management, history, games, titles, details and everything?
- Nope.
- Then, what it is Dad?
- To have watched a friendly intermitted by hydration breaks one day before the WC final in which a bald Italian coach fielded DiGre, Cabal, Roughi, Gatti, Rugani, J Mario, Luiz, Miretti, Arthur, Locatelli, Zhegrova, Adzic, Jeff, Openda and Milik.