I actually wrote here before that “Igor Tudor is one hell of a lucky bastard,” and I still stand by it.
Think about it; the guy had a mid-table managerial career in the Turkish Super League, a League which is basically football’s version of a rigged casino; full of shady money, match-fixing, and zero actual quality. He manages Karabükspor, a small city, mid-level team with a half-decent squad, and still somehow only gets 27 points in 21 games because of his galaxy-brain tactics. Everyone hated him in city Karabük because of his antics...
And then what happens? Out of nowhere, boom, he becomes coach of Galatasaray, the richest, most succesfull club in the country, right in the middle of their big-spending rebuild. No reason, no logic but just pure, uncut luck.
Fast forward a few years without any fucking success at anywhere in the sport we called football and boom! He’s suddenly sitting on the Juventus bench. Again, why? Out of all the coaches on the planet, this man ends up in charge of Juventus. If that’s not divine intervention, I don’t know what is.
The problem? Tudor’s got nothing except luck. No ideal XI, no consistent tactics, no defensive shape, no midfield structure nothing! There was a time when watching Rabiot start in Juventus’s midfield felt to me like witnessing the fall of the Western Roman Empire in real time. I was hating Rabiot that much. But thanks to Igor Tudor, today a midfield of 40-year-old Modrić and Rabiot actually looked to me like prime Vidal-Pirlo running the show in 2013.
The fact that we’ve lost only three games this season is a statistical miracle, like flipping a coin 100 times and getting heads 100 of them.
Today’s draw against AC Milan? Straight-up holy miracle, guys. Missing penalties, missing 2 meters wide open goals... We’re literally 12th or 13th in the league for xG (expected goals), yet somehow we’re among the most goal converting teams despite having so low xG. Explain that? You can’t.
Now don’t get me wrong, i really think we’ve got a good squad. But the biggest obstacle standing between us and success is Igor Tudor himself. Let me put it this way:
Back in Turkey (yeah, I give lots of Turkey examples i know, but Juventus is basically being run by Turkish football rejects anyway), Beşiktaş recently hired Sergen Yalçın, a coach known for his attacking style. Under Solskjaer-level constipation football, they looked hopeless, getting eliminated to a team called Lousanne. Right after Sergen Yalçın's appointment, in two days of time, Beşiktaş went on to the pitch as a different team, everyone saw that. Beşiktaş had an attacking plan, despite having very bad talent pool.
Now that same Beşiktaş, with a trash-tier squad, went toe to toe with Galatasaray; a team packed with names like Osimhen, Icardi, and Torreira and made them look lost. All that happened in just a few weeks. Meanwhile, we’re still out here watching Tudors rolls with the tactical dice before every match.