Juventuz joke thread (1 Viewer)


Back & Quack
Mar 9, 2004
++ [ originally posted by Negative Creep ] ++


Simple, decisive and it must be said. Effective. :D

Dan I told you its over. I wont be doing that again. I only wrote that much because I dont completely hate Andy and he deserves alittle time, :D
So i cant be bothered into going into all that, so i will abstain from making my jokes. Last time in my eyes i played a 'joke' i got suspended. :rolleyes:

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Negative Creep
Mar 7, 2005
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    hahahaha hes preaching get it, door to door thing. omg if thats what don meant this was the best joke ive ever heard :howler: :rofl:

    Grey is a legend though :thumb:


    Juventuz addict
    Dec 16, 2002
    Enjoy it !!!

    Daddy? How did I come into this world?"

    "Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you any way.

    "So why not today? Please!"

    "OK, but listen carefully."

    "Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.

    In the restrooms of that cyber cafe, dad connected to mom.

    Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick. When dad

    Finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall. Since it was too

    late to cancel or delete, ...nine months later we ended up with a




    Oct 28, 2010
    A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
    She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
    The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
    The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
    Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
    The woman said, "That's okay."
    For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
    The frog warned ☝her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".
    The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."
    So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
    For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
    The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."
    The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
    So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
    The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
    Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
    Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
    Male readers: Please scroll down.
    The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.
    Moral of the story: Women think they're really smart.
    Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
    Note: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen.

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