Maurizio Sarri (79 Viewers)

pavluska

Senior Member
Apr 25, 2013
7,302
You want one leg results?
3-0 vs Celtic
3-0 vs Dortmund
3-0 vs Barcelona
3-0 vs Atletico

So stop pretending as if we never win big in Europe. It’s just this loser Sarri who can’t win anything: be it the CL, the league, the cup or the super cup.
Didn't think I needed to point it out, but it wasn't a literal statement as in it never happens. But as in it's rare. Historically, we've a habit of scraping past even against smaller teams. We're not a 3- or 4-0 team.

And I didn't know you meant on aggregate hence my previous reply. It certainly would be utterly ridic to complain about about the tie after 4-1 second leg result.

And in 50% of your examples you guys moaned just the same after the first leg.
 

Bianconero81

Ageing Veteran
Jan 26, 2009
34,935
The Dream:

Maybe CSCC gets the affliction, becomes diagnosed with Corona before our 2nd leg. The team feels liberated and plays awesome football without his toxic presence, smashing Lyon 4-0.

Chain Smoking Cancerous Clown is quarantined for 90 days, because he's considered high risk (old and a smoker). Juve go on to win the CL without Sarri trudging along pathetically on the sidelines.

Agnelli realizes, hey this team can play football without a troll of a coach, fires Chain Smoking Cancerous Clown, Goldilocks aka The Cyst, and Tootsie The Tumor on the spot.

10/10 season

Tuzzers happy.

Pavluska and his band of attention seeking Sarri Nut Huggers experience trauma and depression, realizing their hero was a fraud all along - they are then eradicated from Tuz indefinitely.

The world is a better place :baus: :tup:

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Grim Reality:

After scraping by Lyon 2-0 in the 2nd leg, with late goals from Ronaldo and Dybala, Tuzzers still complain that Dybala doesn't do enough, even though he scores the goal that ensures our qualification to the QF.

We are drawn against Atalanta in the QF and most Tuzzers are happy. Sure, we can take on Atalanta. They aren't a real threat. We proceed to lose the QF tie against fucking Atalanta 4-2 on aggregate, and end the season trophy-less after Lazio pip us to the title. Sarri sympathizers still manage to find excuses, while the Chain Smoking Cancerous Clown is busy preparing his excuses as to why the season was an abject failure.

Chain Smoking Cancerous Clown is fired/sacrificed, but Goldilocks and Tootsie, the Cyst and The Tumor, fester and linger, poisoning the chalice with their questionable decisions. Tootise chases Icunti and other attackers, looking for more freebies to add to the midfield. Our midfield is still a makeshift mess, adding more band aids doesn't seem to stop the bleeding, but that's a difficult concept for Tootsie to comprehend. We try to Plusvalenza as many players as possible, replacing them with ageing geezers or over-rated has been players, offering them insane wages in the process. Our fullbacks and midfield are still a prevalent issue, but hey, there's always next year, right?

We try to get Guadiola, but he isn't interested in leaving moneybags City. After they appeal, they'll only be banned for one season. Guardiola can either stay and reclaim the EPL crown or go to Spain where Barca are rotting and Garden Gnome Tax Evading Cunt is growing frustrated.

Ronaldo talk to the Juve management about the coach appointment - he is worried about how competitive we might be. Tootsie and Goldilocks assure him everything is under control. Inzaghi wants to join Juve, but he wants to guide Lazio in the CL first - he feels he owes it to them after winning the title. He wants to oversee that journey.

Pochettino goes to Man U, and Allegri ends up @ PSG. Who will be our coach? No fucking clue. Juventus bring in Mourinho after he is fired by Spurs for having a stinker of a season. We play boring anemic football, the 2020-2021 is awash, and Ronaldo leaves at the end of it, realizing he isn't going to win the CL with this team, EVER!

We finish the 2020-2021 season in 3rd place, and our CL adventure ends, yet again, in the QF - Mourinho's negative tactics are appalling, the team is absolutely disgusting to watch. but some Tuzzers still choose to live in denial and play the role of Devil's Advocates. After all, garnering attention is more important than objectivity.

TL;DR --> We are potentially fucked!
 
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campionesidd

Senior Member
Mar 16, 2013
13,443
Didn't think I needed to point it out, but it wasn't a literal statement as in it never happens. But as in it's rare. Historically, we've a habit of scraping past even against smaller teams. We're not a 3- or 4-0 team.

And I didn't know you meant on aggregate hence my previous reply. It certainly would be utterly ridic to complain about about the tie after 4-1 second leg result.

And in 50% of your examples you guys moaned just the same after the first leg.
it wouldnt be ridiculous because Lyon is a pathetic team and we should be winning 6-0 against them on aggregate.
 

Gian

COME HOME MOGGI
Apr 12, 2009
17,202
The thing is, there is only one coach in the world who can change players perspective and style while their past of in their peak. No other coach managed to that before
 

Wittl

Senior Member
Contributor
Feb 21, 2017
11,311
Tuchel >>> Sarri

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Ibh this PSG fanboy here comes and tells how incompetent Tuchel is, because he doesn't treat Cavani, the CF goat, well. :blah:
 

IlCapitano

Senior Member
Dec 16, 2012
4,183
Tuchel >>> Sarri

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Ibh this PSG fanboy here comes and tells how incompetent Tuchel is, because he doesn't treat Cavani, the CF goat, well. :blah:
Lol such a high bar you set for Tuchel there lmao. Mazzarri > Sarri

My low opinion of Tuchel has nothing to do with his treatment of Cavani (and other players). Cavani was playing regularly last year and started their last 3-4 games and I still don't think he's very good.

His man management just makes him a pussy and an asshole. Poor tactics, stubbornness, Pep-wannabe persona aside.
 

Wittl

Senior Member
Contributor
Feb 21, 2017
11,311
Lol such a high bar you set for Tuchel there lmao. Mazzarri > Sarri

My low opinion of Tuchel has nothing to do with his treatment of Cavani (and other players). Cavani was playing regularly last year and started their last 3-4 games and I still don't think he's very good.

His man management just makes him a pussy and an asshole. Poor tactics, stubbornness, Pep-wannabe persona aside.
:touched:

But I agree with you with that Mazzarri > Sarri thing, no doubt about that.
 

Dru

★ ★ ★
Aug 8, 2006
69,359
The Dream:

Maybe CSCC gets the affliction, becomes diagnosed with Corona before our 2nd leg. The team feels liberated and plays awesome football without his toxic presence, smashing Lyon 4-0.

Chain Smoking Cancerous Clown is quarantined for 90 days, because he's considered high risk (old and a smoker). Juve go on to win the CL without Sarri trudging along pathetically on the sidelines.

Agnelli realizes, hey this team can play football without a troll of a coach, fires Chain Smoking Cancerous Clown, Goldilocks aka The Cyst, and Tootsie The Tumor on the spot.

10/10 season

Tuzzers happy.

Pavluska and his band of attention seeking Sarri Nut Huggers experience trauma and depression, realizing their hero was a fraud all along - they are then eradicated from Tuz indefinitely.

The world is a better place :baus: :tup:

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- - - Updated - - -

Grim Reality:

After scraping by Lyon 2-0 in the 2nd leg, with late goals from Ronaldo and Dybala, Tuzzers still complain that Dybala doesn't do enough, even though he scores the goal that ensures our qualification to the QF.

We are drawn against Atalanta in the QF and most Tuzzers are happy. Sure, we can take on Atalanta. They aren't a real threat. We proceed to lose the QF tie against fucking Atalanta 4-2 on aggregate, and end the season trophy-less after Lazio pip us to the title. Sarri sympathizers still manage to find excuses, while the Chain Smoking Cancerous Clown is busy preparing his excuses as to why the season was an abject failure.

Chain Smoking Cancerous Clown is fired/sacrificed, but Goldilocks and Tootsie, the Cyst and The Tumor, fester and linger, poisoning the chalice with their questionable decisions. Tootise chases Icunti and other attackers, looking for more freebies to add to the midfield. Our midfield is still a makeshift mess, adding more band aids doesn't seem to stop the bleeding, but that's a difficult concept for Tootsie to comprehend. We try to Plusvalenza as many players as possible, replacing them with ageing geezers or over-rated has been players, offering them insane wages in the process. Our fullbacks and midfield are still a prevalent issue, but hey, there's always next year, right?

We try to get Guadiola, but he isn't interested in leaving moneybags City. After they appeal, they'll only be banned for one season. Guardiola can either stay and reclaim the EPL crown or go to Spain where Barca are rotting and Garden Gnome Tax Evading Cunt is growing frustrated.

Ronaldo talk to the Juve management about the coach appointment - he is worried about how competitive we might be. Tootsie and Goldilocks assure him everything is under control. Inzaghi wants to join Juve, but he wants to guide Lazio in the CL first - he feels he owes it to them after winning the title. He wants to oversee that journey.

Pochettino goes to Man U, and Allegri ends up @ PSG. Who will be our coach? No fucking clue. Juventus bring in Mourinho after he is fired by Spurs for having a stinker of a season. We play boring anemic football, the 2020-2021 is awash, and Ronaldo leaves at the end of it, realizing he isn't going to win the CL with this team, EVER!

We finish the 2020-2021 season in 3rd place, and our CL adventure ends, yet again, in the QF - Mourinho's negative tactics are appalling, the team is absolutely disgusting to watch. but some Tuzzers still choose to live in denial and play the role of Devil's Advocates. After all, garnering attention is more important than objectivity.

TL;DR --> We are potentially fucked!
Agree with everything but the Mou part.

8/10 post
 

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