Nick Woltemade (22 Viewers)

[Bjerknes]

"High maintenance player" sort of like Vlahovic except way worse and less goals.

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[B3N]

Majority in comments suggest writer is a bald wanker basically their @Lion if he quit Canadian tire to publish his shit takes

 

[Juve_fanatic]

 

[rainhard]

Look at his tall legs, so fuckin skinny

 

[s4tch]

my only question is that why do they need to pretend to be friends

 

[HelterSkelter]

Look at his tall legs, so fuckin skinny

Skinny legs = big penis

It’s science


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[Lapa]

 

[Robee]

Look at his tall legs, so fuckin skinny

#ACL waiting to happen?

 

[Firestarter]

They saw Muani play two games and had to bring him in

Take that starting spot asap pls, Woltemade

 

[Hust]

Has he gotten injured yet?

 

[Siamak]

 

[Alin]

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They sure need to add some taller/longer mirrors lol

 

[Fr3sh]

At surface level everything looking perfect.
I have a feeling he’ll be a better player for us than all the strikers we’ve had past couple of years including Kolo.
However we gonna get swindled and hustled, the jinx is in, best case scenario he’ll be phenomenal and leave. JJ is a side bitxh at best, sorri

 

[JuveJay]

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They sure need to add some taller/longer mirrors lol

After wearing Newcastle's new jersey a striped bin bag would be an improvement.

 

[s4tch]

just a tiny remark: initial reports suggested a 5m loan fee and some bonus. it's actually a bit less:

https://www.juventus.com/en/news/articles/nick-woltemade-joins-01-09-26

 

[Alex-444]

 

[HelterSkelter]

Guy is so non chalant

I think i like him if he starts eating meat


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[Scottish]

Holy shit how did we sign a guy who is such low arsehole %?? He seems like a cool dude.

 

[PhRoZeN]

 

[Alin]

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He is a vegetarian apparently lol

Do we already have any or is he the first to break the ice in this bunch?