[Serie A] Juventus 2-0 Parma [29th August, 2026 20:45 CEST] (5 Viewers)

[Alex-444]

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[RoiLezard]

Well done to the goalscorers Nico, Koop and Mckennie.

Wes is without a doubt MOM without even being on the pitch

 

[Osman]

I sent our starting eleven to my Como buddy and he responded with a GIF of Joe Biden looking completely confused.

I watched the game at my mothers house over late dinner with rest of family.


And my mother who has okish handle on top players and notable former juve players (recent and past), asked:

"Where's the Turkish kid, and who are rest of these guys? Only recognise nr 3 (bremer)"


I told her Yildiz is injured and nr 3 is Bremer. For the rest I can honestly say its not worth learning their names.



My brothers are Arsenal and Real fans, and she can name almost their entire first 11s, because over time they have consistent and notable top names she sees around in random glances.



Me and my romanista brothers lineups, she cant honestly keep up. And I dont blame her. Its entire Serie A.



We all fucked as a league when the formerly glamorous legendary star names Milan for example, are making signing like this:





https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/2093780309720351212

 

[Juve-Fan-Iraq]

Junktoli masterclass. Carnavali has a lot to live up to.

 

[kronos]

Guys i was working so i didnt watch the game BUT SOFASCORE MVP IS LOCATELLI

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

Another win.

 

[s4tch]

 

[Alex-444]

I watched the game at my mothers house over late dinner with rest of family.


And my mother who has okish handle on top players and notable former juve players (recent and past), asked:

"Where's the Turkish kid, and who are rest of these guys? Only recognise nr 3 (bremer)"


I told her Yildiz is injured and nr 3 is Bremer. For the rest I can honestly say its not worth learning their names.



My brothers are Arsenal and Real fans, and she can name almost their entire first 11s, because over time they have consistent and notable top names she sees around in random glances.



Me and my romanista brothers lineups, she cant honestly keep up. And I dont blame her. Its entire Serie A.



We all fucked as a league when the formerly glamorous legendary star names Milan for example, are making signing like this:





https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/2093780309720351212

One brother suffered for 20 years,
the other brother has been suffering for 1.5 years but basked in Ronaldo’s fame.

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full match FEED Ambient

 

[campionesidd]

Guys i was working so i didnt watch the game BUT SOFASCORE MVP IS LOCATELLI

I thought you were joking but it’s actually true wtf.

 

[kappa96]

At this point I think Loca is a low key owner of the app.
Also I just realized that we spent almost 90 million on attackers who did nothing against cannon fodder teams. Granted Karim played few minutes when he should have started.

 

[Bjerknes]

I thought you were joking but it’s actually true wtf.

I hope he ends up having an 8.5 average the whole season so some dumb data dipshit like Cumolli spends 60M on him once we get a new management and coach.

 

[DeviAngel]

Ohh interisti crying on X about that penalty from Alajbegovic......

They are even saying that's why WE changed Rocchi hahahaha ohh delusional

 

[Rockets]

A typical game that tells you the basics of football: strikers should be able to shoot and goalkeepers should be able to make saves.

 

[Martin]

We won. Hooray, people. You should be celebrating like we just won the scudetto.

This could be the last one this season.

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Como has fans?

You can call them bystanders.

 

[Bjerknes]

Ohh interisti crying on X about that penalty from Alajbegovic......

They are even saying that's why WE changed Rocchi hahahaha ohh delusional

The fact that those retards are even worrying about us is humorous. This club isn’t going anywhere this season. But Inter has always had an inferiority complex and even if they win the Scudetto again, they will always be losers. It’s in their blood.

 

[JuventusVienna]

Nico MOTM

Douglas Luiz showed again what quality is

All defenders were good

Vicario respect for that save!

Boga, loca, Chico and KM where shit

David was horrible shit shit

 

[Alex-444]

https://x.com/doveteimpazzire/status/2093854335062945821

 

[kappa96]

We were so lucky that cambiasso had to come off before he made one of his patented brainfart.
I could see from his movements that he was itching to do something stupid.

 

[Orgut]

MOTM quite easy to pick but is he staying?

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I thought you were joking but it’s actually true wtf.

I thought he didnt do great.
MVP is clearly the guy who came on and destroyed them immediately - N.G

Vicario also made a great save. D.G would have conceded..

 

[Robee]

At this point I think Loca is a low key owner of the app.
Also I just realized that we spent almost 90 million on attackers who did nothing against cannon fodder teams. Granted Karim played few minutes when he should have started.

Should have started? Have you seen his sub cameo?