Recent content by Pirlo's Beard

Our scouts need to be on trial for war crimes You could turn up to a random South American kick about on the streets and accidentally find 5 players better than we have.

How much managerial experience does one need to learn that playing it safe is dumb as fuck especially when you don't have generational talents defending for you.

Yep. Man united of Italy except we can't buy half a new team every year so we may be in our banter era for much longer

His best performances are on the bench, preferably not coming off of it.

Absolute void of a player. Does nothing I wouldn't expect from an academy player

This 3421 nonsense needs to stop tbh it's a fake formation. 1 pass and our midfield is just out of the game. Then despite having 3 CBs we're not getting any of the benefits

Let's be serious after his injury he went from maybe at a push being on the way to being world class to a very bang average wide man. Honestly he probably won't even earn his place on Liverpools bench. He'll probably wind up at a struggling mid table Italian club soon.

We are putting together an elite team for sure Maybe even top 64 in Europe.

I'm not against selling almost anybody from this squad the problem is we sell them for peanuts and the more expensive replacements we bring in tend to be shit too.

If we lose to Benfica again we should disband the club.

I'm that case nothing happens as long as you look at your body and say "my bad bro" when you find out.

Everybody laughing at this deal Yeah well everybody laughed when we signed Kelly too and look how that turned out. Wait... :scared:

We're so good at building an unlikeable, lazy Club with a style of play that would have fit in smoothly 4 decades ago Clearly all we were missing to compete was the man branded "Man Utds worst ever signing" I watched maybe 6 games last season. I'm gonna try and half that

Steroids age the fuck out of your face.

Basically our old 5th choice CB hasn't regressed. But we've regressed to the point the only 1 better than him in our back 3 is Bremer IF he's not damaged goods. But hey at least we give Atalanta and Fiorentina 90% of our yearly budget every season for attackers that score a goal every few weeks