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    Jonathan David

    Our scouts need to be on trial for war crimes You could turn up to a random South American kick about on the streets and accidentally find 5 players better than we have.
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    [Champions League] Villarreal 2-2 Juventus [1st October, 2025 21:00 CEST]

    How much managerial experience does one need to learn that playing it safe is dumb as fuck especially when you don't have generational talents defending for you.
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    [Champions League] Villarreal 2-2 Juventus [1st October, 2025 21:00 CEST]

    Yep. Man united of Italy except we can't buy half a new team every year so we may be in our banter era for much longer
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    Teun Koopmeiners

    His best performances are on the bench, preferably not coming off of it.
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    Teun Koopmeiners

    Absolute void of a player. Does nothing I wouldn't expect from an academy player
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    Juventus - LIVE Matches 2025-26

    This 3421 nonsense needs to stop tbh it's a fake formation. 1 pass and our midfield is just out of the game. Then despite having 3 CBs we're not getting any of the benefits
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    Federico Chiesa

    Let's be serious after his injury he went from maybe at a push being on the way to being world class to a very bang average wide man. Honestly he probably won't even earn his place on Liverpools bench. He'll probably wind up at a struggling mid table Italian club soon.
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    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    We are putting together an elite team for sure Maybe even top 64 in Europe.
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    Nicolò Savona

    I'm not against selling almost anybody from this squad the problem is we sell them for peanuts and the more expensive replacements we bring in tend to be shit too.
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    Champions League 2025-26

    If we lose to Benfica again we should disband the club.
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    Paul Pogba

    I'm that case nothing happens as long as you look at your body and say "my bad bro" when you find out.
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    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    Everybody laughing at this deal Yeah well everybody laughed when we signed Kelly too and look how that turned out. Wait... :scared:
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    Jadon Sancho - RW/LW - Manchester United

    We're so good at building an unlikeable, lazy Club with a style of play that would have fit in smoothly 4 decades ago Clearly all we were missing to compete was the man branded "Man Utds worst ever signing" I watched maybe 6 games last season. I'm gonna try and half that
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    Paul Pogba

    Steroids age the fuck out of your face.
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    Daniele Rugani

    Basically our old 5th choice CB hasn't regressed. But we've regressed to the point the only 1 better than him in our back 3 is Bremer IF he's not damaged goods. But hey at least we give Atalanta and Fiorentina 90% of our yearly budget every season for attackers that score a goal every few weeks
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    Dušan Vlahović

    Arthur was straight up crooked accounting tbf He & Pjanic were worth 20-30M each at a push. One was unfit and unwanted, one was about 10 games away from being officially washed
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    Igor Tudor - Manager

    I still think that if you got a bang average but solid group of players & got them up to the fitness levels of a PL team you'd dominate Serie A. I guess in a way that's what Conte does. The way we "press" looks like clips from 50 years ago. Idk what your average Serie A coaching staff does for...
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    Victor Osimhen - ST - Napoli

    This guy is great & all but what about our defence? It's not just that they're kinda shit but we also lack a defence that can actually play under pressure If we're going for this 3421 looking formation we can't have 1 of our 2 CMs dropping back to get the ball every time. It was comical Vs...
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    Jadon Sancho - RW/LW - Manchester United

    I would never in a million years chase this type of player. But if its the only way to get rid of Vlahovic who's running down his contract otherwise then I guess it makes sense. At least Sancho MIGHT look good enough in Serie A to con somebody into buying him in a couple of years. Absolutely...
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    Nico González

    Seriously we need to stop buying from Fiorentina & Atalanta. I don't care if it looks like they've found the next Baggio.