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  1. Pirlo's Beard

    Summer mercato thread 2025-26

    I would at this stage keep Rugani and sign 2 more CBs. If we're playing 3 ATB but our CBs, even the first off the bench, are shit then we're absolutely screwed. There's no point sacrificing a midfielder for a 3rd CB if they're shitting up the place and leaking goals. Otherwise, scrap 3ATB. It...
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    Lloyd Kelly

    This guy will be a bit of meme trivia in 20 years time. Absolute fraud.
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    [Club World Cup] Real Madrid 1-0 Juventus [1st July, 2025 21:00 CEST]

    Their defence has been ravaged with career changing injuries Their CL dominating midfield is finished and they decided the best way to fix that was to buy the world's most expensive left forward to compliment the eorlds 2nd most expensive left forward They may well spank us 2nd half with 40...
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    [Club World Cup] Real Madrid 1-0 Juventus [1st July, 2025 21:00 CEST]

    Maybe about 10 1/4 lb burgers with the bun
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    [Club World Cup] Real Madrid 1-0 Juventus [1st July, 2025 21:00 CEST]

    Was always disappointed in him back when we had THAT defence. But with how he's stabilised and how we've regressed, I don't see the point in getting rid of him for 5 euros when we're playing a back 3 filled with absolute jobbers.
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    [Club World Cup] Real Madrid 1-0 Juventus [1st July, 2025 21:00 CEST]

    How can I imagine multiple once in a lifetime level players brah?
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    [Club World Cup] Real Madrid 1-0 Juventus [1st July, 2025 21:00 CEST]

    Honestly if we get Kolo on loan again. Get a serie A level Journeyman back up, maybe a cheap wide option for rotation and spend the whole fucking budget on defenders.
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    [Club World Cup] Real Madrid 1-0 Juventus [1st July, 2025 21:00 CEST]

    Is it bad that even though RKM has a habit of missing these chances, I'm still enjoying him because of how shit the alternative is
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    [Club World Cup] Juventus 2-5 Manchester City [26th June, 2025 21:00 CEST]

    We need to stop buying these slow as fuck nothing players like Koop To much of a fat ass to play #8 Nowhere near technical enough to play a #10
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    Igor Tudor - Manager

    Fair play if it works I can't get behind a Juve side with this many shit defenders & lethargic players If you can't afford top quality technical players you better at least recruit absolute workhorses. We just have bums.
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    Paul Pogba

    This is what happens then these kids basically are fast tracked to being multi millionaires by the time they leave school. They don't have to develop like normal people.
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    Paul Pogba

    Fucking idiot Ignored Docs to play in world Cup Ends up wrecking himself Fucks around with voodoo or some shit. Starts doping. But he's the victim.
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    [Club World Cup] Juventus 4-1 Wydad Casablanca [22nd June, 2025 18:00 CEST]

    Vlahovic is just a giveaway machine seriously he must average 1 lost ball for every 6 seconds he gets it.
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    [Club World Cup] Juventus 4-1 Wydad Casablanca [22nd June, 2025 18:00 CEST]

    We need a monster in midfield and MUCH better defenders if we want to run this set up in big games I feel like we're 2 OK passes away from being split open
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    [Club World Cup] Juventus 4-1 Wydad Casablanca [22nd June, 2025 18:00 CEST]

    Vlahovic on Lots of positives to take from our inevitable 3-3 draw now
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    Weston “Chubby Bunny” McKennie

    Don't worry he'll slot in at right back in a sloppy 1-0 home win against a team of Italian plumbers and win everybody over again
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    [Club World Cup] Juventus 4-1 Wydad Casablanca [22nd June, 2025 18:00 CEST]

    Yildiz ain't gonna be here for long at this rate