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  1. Bjerknes

    How Much Do You Know About Andy?

    After popular demand, this quiz is pretty much the same setup as Burke's. The top three winners of my quiz will receive POSITIVE REP, unless it's Enron. Burke is excluded from this quiz just as I was excluded from his.. Multiple Choice 1) What was my first username? Andy RochemBeck...
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    Capello Training Methods

    Does anybody here have the slightest clue about what Capello does during training? Sometimes I wonder what he actually does during training sessions because we seemingly always suffer from the same flaws in our game...specifically dealing with high balls in the box and movement and passing when...
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    Best Hidden Camera Investigation Ever

    And no, this does not pertain to panty shots. This is from a Dateline Hidden Camera Investigation where NBC news set up dates with prospective child predators who they talked to via the internet. NBC news had people pose as children on different chatrooms and messaging services and set up a...
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    This Thread Is Closed

    Or is it? Will this thread be the last thread to be closed before the new forum is up and running? Or will this thread be the first to be closed under the new setup at Juventuz.com? Hopefully Zlatan Balta won't wake up right now at 6:30 CET like a true no-lifer and make this thread neither..
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    Best Midfield In Europe

    Many people say Juventus has the best midfield in Europe, but do we? We certainly are blessed with perhaps the strongest central midfield pairing in the game with Emerson and Vieira, however an off form Nedved brings us down a little and our lack of creativity certainly does not help. Lets...
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    Rhyme Scheme

    Perhaps a rather gay thread, however Burke needs to get his post count up for some reason. The rules are such that every post you write must be a phrase that rhymes with the above post and each phrase has to make sense with the other posts...for instance. Feeling better than some head on a...
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    Most Underated Leagues

    So many people talk about which league is the most overrated, whether it be the Serie A or the EPL or whatever league of your choice, and people usually have their own opinions about the subject and you'll never be able to change their mind. But so little talk is devoted to the most underated...
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    World Series 2005: Lowest-Viewed Series in the Sport's History

    Houston Lost a Couple; Fox Lost Millions By John Maynard Washington Post Staff Writer Wednesday, October 26, 2005; Page C07 The curse of the White Sox pales in comparison with the curse of the Red Sox. This year's World Series matchup between the Chicago White Sox and the Houston...
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    Buffon Well on the Way to Recovery

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    Bench Discussion

    At the beginning of the season I pointed out that in actuality our bench is not much stronger than last year's, especially in midfield where we lost Kapo and do not have capable replacements for Camoranesi, Nedved, Vieira, and Emerson. Giannichedda thus far has proved to be quite an average...
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    The NHL Thread

    Well everybody, after a years absence we finally have our hockey back. The new and improved NHL is not the same as your daddy's NHL...new rule changes such as the abandonment of the two-line pass rule and the reinstated touch up offsides rule will promote more exciting and attack-minded hockey...
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    Avian Influenza Virus

    Bird flu strain found in Turkey Thursday, October 13, 2005; Posted: 12:55 p.m. EDT (16:55 GMT) (CNN) -- The European Commission said Thursday that the lethal H5N1 strain of bird flu has been confirmed in Turkish poultry and probably is present in Romania. If confirmed in Romania, it...
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    Jay Leno Happy with Harley-Bike Katrina Charity Auction

    The Tonight Show host Jay Leno held an Ebay auction for a Harley-Davidson motorcycle that contained signatures of various Hollywood stars and artists for the Hurricane Katrina fund. The bike was auctioned off tonight on Ebay with a winning bid of just over $500,000, an amount far less than the...
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    HELP please

    For some reason my Windows Media Player is unable to play live streams anymore, and when I try the device just says "Check Proxy Settings" or "Invalid Argument," whatever the hell that is. I have not been able to use links for months now and there is obviously a problem. Any of you computer...
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    Will Lack of Creativity Hurt Us This Season?

    After watching Juventus last night it struck me that Capello will set our boys out on the pitch to play the same, boring, uninspiring style as we did last year. Our tactics going forward seem to include long balls up to our forwards, not much movement between the midfield and attack, and...
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    Idiot

    Just wanted to point out this guy is an IDIOT. In response to :LOL:
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    US Intelligence: Nukehavistan May Have Nuclear Weapons

    WASHINGTON, DC—A report released Monday by the Defense Intelligence Agency suggests that there is reason to believe that the former Soviet republic of Nukehavistan may be manufacturing nuclear weapons. U.S. Intelligence: Nukehavistan May Have Nuclear Weapons "New intelligence indicates...
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    Rumsfeld Makes Surprise Visit to Wife's Gentalia

    WASHINGTON, DC—Amid rumors of sagging morale on the home front, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld greeted his wife Joyce Monday with an unanticipated visit to her ****** (vagina), according to the Pentagon. "Today, at about 1600 hours EST, Secretary Rumsfeld landed in the ****** and delivered...
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    Bash Andy Part II

    Although long overdue, people have requested a dedication, so here it is. It's been a great run thus far, with many controversial events and top quality posts alike. I can't wait for the new season to begin and to give those who aren't lucky enough to watch Juve matches every weekend my...
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    Suicide Bomber Killed En Route By Car Bomb

    BAGHDAD—Terrorist cells in Baghdad are in mourning for suicide bomber Ahmed al-Khalaf, 19, who was killed by a car bomb Monday, 200 yards from an Iraqi police station, his intended target. Sources within the insurgency said al-Khalaf was "on his way to becoming a glorious martyr" when he was...