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  1. Bjerknes

    Winter mercato thread 2026

    I would definitely take Oopsiemecano over either of those two. And yes, CarrotSaaS looks like a good prospect.
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    Azzurri Thread

    How the fuck do you score two own goals against... Israel? Was this game staged like other disasters of the past? It is September, after all. If it wasn't staged, then Italy should be disqualified from the tournament. Israel has enough helping hands in life. The match wasn't even in Palestine!
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    Azzurri Thread

    :lol: Love to see it.
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    Manuel Locatelli

    He scored an own goal?? :lol:
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    Damien Comolli - General manager

    So instead of running JJ, he’s going to be focused learning conceptual financing that may or may not have any practical use in his current tenure at the club? Fire this clown immediately. Where’s Trump and ICE when you need them.
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    Igor Tudor - Manager

    Just like Lilian, except Lulu is better with the ball. Honestly, even though it reminds me of Capello ball, I would take a straight 442 with Glassgrova in front of him over this weirdness.
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    Igor Tudor - Manager

    Don’t worry he will adjust it to 352 in February once it’s too late. (and to the Tuz Accountants, LLC out there, I’m making a double joke because 352 won’t work either)
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    Vasilije Adzic

    Keep him because he has a cool name, then sell him to Bournemouth for cheap so he can realize his eventual dream of playing backup to Pedri.
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    Damien Comolli - General manager

    Hey, I never said we should bend over. My point is that we literally tried to negotiate the entire summer on a deal that was never feasible. We just didn’t want to listen. Now the Tuz Accountants, LLC are claiming it was some genius move by Comolli. :lol: Sell that shit to the tourists folks.
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    U.S. Soccer

    Im sure we will get out of the group, especially because there will probably be some shenanigans going on, whether it be before or during the tournament.
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    U.S. Soccer

    2-0 loss against Korea. I’ve never been so unexcited for a World Cup in my life. This team and country is cooked.
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    Edon Zhegrova

    What is the word for glass? Because this guy is probably gonna be made out of it. ;)
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    Damien Comolli - General manager

    They were consistent with their price tag. They bought him for like 90M and were not taking a capital loss. We are the morons for wasting so much time when we were repeatedly told no. You can cry all you want about PSG, but their bench could easily beat us.
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    Damien Comolli - General manager

    Killing relationships with clubs so nobody wants to deal with us. Fire this guy.
  15. Bjerknes

    Winter mercato thread 2026

    I wouldn't even want Dest here. Too much of a hothead, inconsistent, and horrible defensively.
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    Dušan Vlahović

    He will extend his contract probably for 10M. We can't sell him, he can't go anywhere else. Not gonna be on Cumtolli's terms.
  17. Bjerknes

    Winter mercato thread 2026

    I don’t give a shit about the defense because we are playing Kalulu as a wingback and Bremer is solid. Our midfield still sucks tho. :lol: Of course Comolli wanted him.
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    Tactics and Formations

    We need more French players. Too many Balkans. Recipe for disaster on and off field.
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    The Financial Situation

    -26M on the balance sheet. -15 points to JJ Thanks Cumolli