Fr3sh

Senior Member
Jul 12, 2011
37,500
lol

honestly my dream job would be professional food taster that can eat anywhere for free and get paid wild money for reviews
#2 dream job would be professional matress tester, i get to sleep on mastress and stress test it :baggio:
#3 would be a skemmer like vlahovic and douglas luiz and skem jj for millions and fake injuries


i think i'd go great at any of these positions
 

X Æ A-12

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Sep 4, 2006
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lol

honestly my dream job would be professional food taster that can eat anywhere for free and get paid wild money for reviews
#2 dream job would be professional matress tester, i get to sleep on mastress and stress test it :baggio:
#3 would be a skemmer like vlahovic and douglas luiz and skem jj for millions and fake injuries


i think i'd go great at any of these positions
Please sir work your magic and poop and pee in Lloyd Kelley's shoes

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One of the ancestors of blondes, blonde neanderthals.
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Man Kathy Griffin lookin rough
 

Fr3sh

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Jul 12, 2011
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@Fr3sh
What grade you teach bro?
saudi job i signed up for fell through, found out mid-aug, applied to local school board in meantime. gonna replace a lady that's out on pregnancy leave for 4 months, grade 7, 9 and 10, mainly french and social studies classes. oil field jobs didn't pick up so it's nice to have teaching to fall back on. gonna reapply abroad again, still can't believe i haven't left the country and im mid 30s :sigh:
 

MAXCAP

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Dec 14, 2009
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saudi job i signed up for fell through, found out mid-aug, applied to local school board in meantime. gonna replace a lady that's out on pregnancy leave for 4 months, grade 7, 9 and 10, mainly french and social studies classes. oil field jobs didn't pick up so it's nice to have teaching to fall back on. gonna reapply abroad again, still can't believe i haven't left the country and im mid 30s :sigh:
That’s cool, you seem to have multifaceted skills in teaching, I’m sure with your resume, you will eventually be traveling out of the country in the near future.

Now when I watch the Key and Peele “Substitute teacher roll call” comedy skit, I’ll think of you.
 

Bianconero_Aus

Beppe Marotta Is My God
May 26, 2009
82,239
saudi job i signed up for fell through, found out mid-aug, applied to local school board in meantime. gonna replace a lady that's out on pregnancy leave for 4 months, grade 7, 9 and 10, mainly french and social studies classes. oil field jobs didn't pick up so it's nice to have teaching to fall back on. gonna reapply abroad again, still can't believe i haven't left the country and im mid 30s :sigh:
Are you going to teach the young impressionable children about the benefits of transgenderism to society? And other social ills?
 

Strickland

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May 17, 2019
5,874
Currently sitting in a comfy bank job as team manager, ultimately meaningless work that contributes close to nothing of real value. Today got an offer for a job in law enforcement where I’d actually be required to think again, that has the potential to be meaningful. It’s a 20% step down in salary (probably closer to 30% after bank tries to keep me), 50% step down in terms of the amount of people I’d be managing, plus I’d have to step up my effort by a lot. I figured I’d sit for a year or two longer in the private sector and rest up, raise my kids to be a bit older before going back to real work, but not sure I’ll get a an offer that fits my skills as good as this one. Any advice?
 

ALC

Ohaulick
Oct 28, 2010
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Currently sitting in a comfy bank job as team manager, ultimately meaningless work that contributes close to nothing of real value. Today got an offer for a job in law enforcement where I’d actually be required to think again, that has the potential to be meaningful. It’s a 20% step down in salary (probably closer to 30% after bank tries to keep me), 50% step down in terms of the amount of people I’d be managing, plus I’d have to step up my effort by a lot. I figured I’d sit for a year or two longer in the private sector and rest up, raise my kids to be a bit older before going back to real work, but not sure I’ll get a an offer that fits my skills as good as this one. Any advice?
My general advice from a US perspective is to follow the money and treat every job as if you’re a contractor because it may end at any time.

But it may be try different where you are and depending on your personal goals.
 

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