Mohad

The Ocean Star
May 20, 2009
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I'll miss you assholes.

Make sure Tuz stays the weirdest corner on the internet. I'm sure you will.

Take care and stay as fucked up as you are.

Pink dinosaur camera faggot signing out.
If you are reading this, I hope you are taking good care of yourself and finding peace in whatever you need right now. Wishing you nothing but solid ground ahead.
 

swag

L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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Extra long weekend in Asheville. Looking forward to getting back to civilization
What, did they give you an official Hurricane Helene mop and bucket?

@swag what’s the best place to buy tickets for Porto vs Benfica in October? Can’t find anything on Porto’s official website.
The tickets for something like O Clássico can only be purchased on the club website or in person at FC Porto's stadium. They might have away tickets on the Benfica website, but there will likely be fewer.

There are other more sketchy sources of course. But they're going to want an organ donation in exchange. It will be pricey for outsiders given availability and the extra interest.

Meanwhile, all you need is an app from a supermarket chain here (Continente) and you can buy tickets for almost any match for €5 ... outside of the Big 3 plus Vitória F.C. and SC Braga. Avoid those five and have a blast on the cheap.

This Portuguese song really goes deep into my soul as someone living in a big city abroad


@swag this should've won Eurovision.
I dunno. Portugal always does Portugal's own thing at Eurovision. But I was not really feeling the love for that one, though it's a decent pop song. Just Eurovision can't vamp to it in sparkle heels and tranny lipstick.

And it's not like Portugal doesn't have that stuff. We just do our drag show acts in drag shows is all.
 

swag

L'autista
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CrimsonianKing

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The tickets for something like O Clássico can only be purchased on the club website or in person at FC Porto's stadium. They might have away tickets on the Benfica website, but there will likely be fewer.

There are other more sketchy sources of course. But they're going to want an organ donation in exchange. It will be pricey for outsiders given availability and the extra interest.

Meanwhile, all you need is an app from a supermarket chain here (Continente) and you can buy tickets for almost any match for €5 ... outside of the Big 3 plus Vitória F.C. and SC Braga. Avoid those five and have a blast on the cheap.
Hmm I see, so I’ll keep checking the official website. We probably won’t have the chance to check out other matches. We’ll arrive in Lisboa that same morning and leave for Porto right away. I’m hoping we’ll make it in time for O Clássico. Do you know what time the match should start? There’s no info anywhere.
 

swag

L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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Hmm I see, so I’ll keep checking the official website. We probably won’t have the chance to check out other matches. We’ll arrive in Lisboa that same morning and leave for Porto right away. I’m hoping we’ll make it in time for O Clássico. Do you know what time the match should start? There’s no info anywhere.
A match of that stature should be a 7:45 or 8pm game, no question. It would be weird otherwise, as it is a TV ratings cash cow.

Sounds like Hurricane Helene without the meth labs
It's like Hurricane Helene dumped dead tourists all over our hills.
 

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